puppymother:

in grade 11 i was on the phone w this boy i wanted and i owed him a favour or something so i was like “it can be anything you want” and he was like “anything?” and im like ya thats what i fuckin said and he goes “can you explain to me how a fridge works? like how does it stay cold”

  • perks of staying at home: 24/7 wifi access
Good people are like candles; they burn themselves up to give others light.
Turkish Proverb (via catic)

(Source: rad-rainbows)

He forgot about you so easily, just remember that.

graffeti:

me and my brother were fighting and he grabs his phone and randomly calls a number and he says “is this the dog pound? because my sister is the biggest bitch”

  • Me: ugh, the radio always plays the same songs
  • Me: *listens to same album on repeat for 7 years*

kenerics:

who the fuck is snapchatting in the serenghetti

(Source: hippopotalust)

tawnks:

the one thing that has stuck with me every day since my English teacher told me it in middle school is:

"When referring to someone, always say who they are before anything else about them, because being a person always comes first"

Instead of saying “the mentally ill man,” say “the man with a mental illness”

Putting someone’s characteristics (especially negative ones) before them is dehumanizing and rude. Don’t do it.

a shooting star is actually someone driving off rainbow road

ostracizedpoodle:

you’re not as hot as you made your sim to be